

With so many of the women sidelined like a drone out of batteries, we are left with many limp one-on-one lunches, including one where Garcelle met with Dorit so she could shill her book. Diana avoided the dreaded coronavirus by “living on a deserted island for two years.” Is this Liplikia, the island kingdom that she bought with her divorce settlement? Is it a land where no one gets sick, the women are all powerful warriors, and the men grow hair in supple manes that can never be cleaved by scissors or shears?

Kyle, Kathy, Crystal, and Diana are all AWOL because they either had or were exposed to COVID, making all the resulting action seem flimsier than a Shrinky Dink right out of the oven. Yes, mostly what the rich women did this week was make do.

Lots of dog content with the Rich Women this week, but most of them were off in COVID isolation trying to get better and calling their friends for video conferences about absolutely nothing. They had their suddenly hunky assistants running around in the backyard, trying to get clods of grass out of their dogs’ mouths. They adopted new puppies to add to their coterie of canines, which are all wholly untrained and will soon be terrorizing guests by stealing steaks off their plates. This week on our favorite show, Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things.
